Everything & Anything about Nothing, Really

I jumped on a squirrel because that's how I roll.

Couldn't resist this silly little "game" on one of the creative blogs I stalk ... want to play along? Come on, it'll make you smile ;).

Pick your birthday month:

January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I karate chopped
April: I licked
May: I jumped on
June: I smelled
July: I did the Macarena With
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a snowman
6: a gangster
7: my cell phone
8: my dog
9: my best friends' boyfriend
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: a smurf
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an ipod
29: a surfer
30: a llama
31: a photographer

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: because I'm cool like that
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm NOT crazy.
Red: because the voices told me to .
Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I think I need some serious help.
Purple: because I'm AWESOME!
Gray: because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow: because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange: because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown: because I can.
Other: because I'm a Ninja !
None: because I can 't control myself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... have fun!